i've come to make an announcement
shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherf*cker
he pissed on my f*cking wife!
that's right he took his hedgehog f*cking quilly d*ck out
and he pissed on my f*cking wife
and he said his d*ck was "this big"
so i said that's disgusting
so im making a callout post on my twitter.com
shadow the hedgehog
you've got a small d*ck
it's the size of a walunt
except way smaller
and guess what here's what my dong looks like
THATS RIGHT BABY
ALL CLEAN
NO QUILLS
NO PILLOWS
LOOK AT THAT IT
LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS IN A BONG
HE F*CKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA
F*CK THE EARTH
THATS RIGHT THAT IS WHAT YOU GET
MY SUPER LAZER PISS
except i'm not going to piss on the earth
I'M GONNA GO HIGHER
I'M PISSING ON THE MOON
HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?
I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE F*CKING EARTH!
NOW GET OUT MY F*CKING SIGHT
BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO