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kritz

kritz finally turns red

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#1 actor in Fat Guys' Paradise (1999)

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I fat roll different, this sh1t ain't nothing to me man. I'm the chosen undead. I'm biting the rotten's fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin wolf's blood swordgrass. Smokin' that southern ritual band deluxe mega million scratch bubba kush. We smokin teardrop scarab. I'm on +10 Baldur Knight Straight Sword smokin on Gravelord d!ck. We smokin New Londo Ghost banshee boogers. We smokin them good King Jeremiah gibbies. They must've gone hollow, they forgot that I'm HIM. That Bonfire Ascetic backwoods pack hitting that püssy smell like a hellkite dragon. We smokin dung pies in a glass pipe blowing Lord Gwyn's bubbles. I'm sick in the head. I'm on them Majula M&M's, I'm on them Jarburg Geronimo's. I'm on them Nokron Nibbler's. I left my +25 pyromancy flame in the firelink shrine, I'll have to stun on Gwynevere next time. I don't give a fück if I go blind, I don't need to see "amazing chest ahead" anyway. I'm high on 12 budding green blossoms looking to beat the cüm out of a curse-rotted greatwood. We're smoking filtered pthumerian blood crack you stupid piece of sh1t, I'll fücking kill you! Call that püssy the Subterranean Shunning Grounds cause I'm in this b1tch, and I can't get out. Last warrior of sunlight who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Havel gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the poise rating on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the Lord of hollows take him. That püssy better stank like the fishing hamlet otherwise I don't want it. Smoking on fentanyl laced estus flask all my homies started to look like humanity sprites. That püssy got me screamin OCELOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!! Yeah we getting that Pirate Bay Brighstone Cove Tseldora shish kebab cordicep money. I hope them great one's are real so I have more things to fück. I need more Londo Ghost Banshee Boogers! Welcome to Yharnham b1tch! Open up! Lady Maria? I drank her piss out of another hunter's balls. I'm not loyal to anybody I'm that Demon of Hatred blazing up the doobies like I torched all of Ashina you can call me shura cause I for shura don't remember that ugly b1tch she looked like a guardian ape tossing her sh1t out the window. I'm in the abyss licking on Manus anüs. Call me the Champions Gravetender the way I send my dogs on your sorry ass. My cooperator a crackhead he look like Slave Knight Gael. You ain't seen 10 souls of a great champion sh1t reach for my neck you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop invading me man. Tied the opps to the back of Covetous Demon and rolled them around the block for 24 hours. Motherfücker look like a misbegotten after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, kicked them off a cliff in Tomb of Giants, I'm balding like patches. Lady Maria schlorked me from an aggregarious angle, they thought she was a brainsucker. Top shelf insight disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the golden order, I've seen the flame of frenzy. I was jailin' Hollows for Lord Gwyn before y'all even became a type 1 civilzation. Invaders and cooperators stay pickin the corn out of my sh1t. This sh1t ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of sh1t. Step the wrong way and you'll be cursed. That püssy got me moving like Orphan of Kos. That püssy zapped me like bolt paper. You think I care about this sh1t? Ask me if I care about this sh1t, cause I don't give a sh1t. If I had a humanity for every time they said I gave a sh1t I'd be hollow cause I don't give a sh1t. My b1tch look like André of Astora. I balled so hard they thought I was a fücking nut sack. This sh1t ain't nothing to me man I'll invade you, you stupid piece of sh1t!

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jamal 18 Jan @ 4:59am

in soviet russia daniel fNck you!

jamal 13 Jan @ 11:11am

yesterday my great grandma died 92 years old she was chosen by elon musk to be one of the first elderly patients to receive the new neuralink brain chipset transplanted onto her brain after the transplant ive never seen her so joyful but i somehow managed to airdrop bonzibuddy to her neural lace and she imploded like a dying star gore and goo covered all the walls i couldnt stop crying

jamal 10 Jan @ 1:14pm

i was sitting on the edge of the bed pondering my existence when i realized the shït i brought to the table was a dutch oven filled with chipotle infused diarrhea these foul beings should not play with shït if they cant handle the smell!

Xunt 10 Jan @ 1:11am

-rep lowly sudra insult bharat culture hindus are real aryans sar next incarnation i will be kshatriya at least then you will pay

jamal 9 Jan @ 7:14am

i was caught mid-coitus with a mcchicken in the bathroom by the mcdonalds employees the police had to call the fire department which had to use an angle grinder to dislodge me from that delicious chicken sandwich the sandwich itself was ever so delicious and the sauce plentyful

jamal 8 Jan @ 1:23pm

i found the body of christ he had been taxidermied and sold at an oklahoman flea market

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