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Los Santos, Panama 
Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
-- Sigmund Freud
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Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
-- The Wizard of Oz
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."
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The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core --
Scratch a lover and find a foe!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Ballad of a Great Weariness"
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