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Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2019 @ 9:44am

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 11:56am

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 12:27pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 1:12pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 1:39pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2019 @ 1:06pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2019 @ 1:30pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 1:11pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 1:51pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 9:51am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 11:09am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 12:43pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 1:01pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 1:11pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2019 @ 1:00pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2019 @ 1:58pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2019 @ 2:33pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:34pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 10:20am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2019 @ 1:53pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 12:18pm



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.