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I cannot begin to express how much Among Us has fundamentally changed my life for the better in every aspect. Before Among Us became popular I was a normal guy, I played Geometry Dash and Mario Maker 2 competitively and everything was fine, but then it happened. I was looking around on steam out of boredom and I saw it; Among Us. I read the premise and was immediately impressed, as it sounded like a grand time, but this was only the beginning of my absolute wholehearted adoration for the masterpiece of a game that Among Us truly is. I downloaded the game, eagerly waiting for it to finish downloading. I opened it and was blasted with the coolest logo, best music and greatest menu I’ve ever seen. Everything about it was perfect, and my mind was blown. Ever since I’ve lived for among us, I have among us themed birthdays, porn, devices, masks, shirts, haircuts, pants, scarves, wallpaper, rugs, bath bombs, bowls, spoons, forks, plates, sex toys, and many, many more.

I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of ♥♥♥ for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream.

I cannot begin to express how much Among Us has fundamentally changed my life for the better in every aspect. Before Among Us became popular I was a normal guy, I played Geometry Dash and Mario Maker 2 competitively and everything was fine, but then it happened. I was looking around on steam out of boredom and I saw it; Among Us. I read the premise and was immediately impressed, as it sounded like a grand time, but this was only the beginning of my absolute wholehearted adoration for the masterpiece of a game that Among Us truly is. I downloaded the game, eagerly waiting for it to finish downloading. I opened it and was blasted with the coolest logo, best music and greatest menu I’ve ever seen. Everything about it was perfect, and my mind was blown. Ever since I’ve lived for among us, I have among us themed birthdays, porn, devices, masks, shirts, haircuts, pants, scarves, wallpaper, rugs, bath bombs, bowls, spoons, forks, plates, sex toys, and many, many more.

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