After finishing this game my wife and I separated, as I was no longer attracted to her after my 1.5 hour edging session during this game after I made eye contact with that spider on the ceiling. Something about those pointy limbs of him made my mouth drop open in pure lust. Now every time I go to sleep and close my eyes I see... him...

Every time that sexy blue thing crosses my mind I immediately faint from the blood loss from my head as all my blood is rerouted to my ♥♥♥♥. When I finally regain consciousness after hitting the ground, my pants are already swimming in my love juices from one glance of that majestic beauty. I have to start my gooning session for the next 12 hours, unresponsive to the pleas of my family and friends to get a hold of myself, that my love is not real. But NabNab, that sexy beast, he's real to me. I wish my parents could understand our love, and I wished that my loving mateship with NabNab was not looked down on by society so that we could be public with our relationship. Alas, we must keep it on the "down low" lest I lose my job due to my attractions.

Please play this game, but know that NabNab only has eyes for one person, and that's me.