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Doolittle: A little of both, Guv'nor. Like the rest of us, a
little of both.
-- Shaw, "Pygmalion"
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Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
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The Ancient Doctrine of Mind Over Matter:
I don't mind... and you don't matter.
-- As revealed to reporter G. Rivera by Swami Havabanana
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Peter: What's wrong, Stewie, don't you wanna pee in the toilet bowl like a big boy? Boy I remember when I learned to use a potty all by myself. I was so proud. [Flashbacks to one year ago]
Peter: [Zips up pants] Hey Lois, I did it.
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I will never lie to you.
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"Bingeley bingeley beep!"
(Feet of Clay)
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To live is always desirable.
-- Eleen the Capellan, "Friday's Child", stardate 3498.9
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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