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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 11:32pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 12:10am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:38am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 8:12am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 8:44am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 9:20am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 10:30am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 3:06am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 11:17pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 11:38pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:04am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 9:39am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 9:23am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 4:17am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am