Kosher Bacon
Rhode Island, United States
 
 
:mary_bacon: I was born with glass bones and paper skin :mary_bacon:
Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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Touched by His Noodly Appendage
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Walter
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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DARK SOULS™ III
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SocietySquad - Public Group
We truly do live in a society
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Recent Activity
71 hrs on record
last played on 10 Apr
1,215 hrs on record
last played on 8 Apr
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last played on 17 Mar
Gus1 3 Apr @ 3:45pm 
big dork
:steamthumbsdown:
twitch.tv/cakezillaaa 19 Jan @ 8:11pm 
please use a real gun u bum
Wolfhound 5 Jan @ 2:32pm 
Your team is lame, run with your avtomatt.
John Xena! ☭ 5 Jan @ 2:17pm 
JEW that loves bacon and PASTAFARIAN? dang, go to a doc dude!
Swift_Eye 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:46pm 
crouches around scared to make any noise with his bomblance
kris 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:38pm 
GG, Welcome to Hunt :reheart: