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Korrasalami

Korra

United Kingdom (Great Britain)

Ian McKellen is my spirit animal

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Korrashae-mi: ♥♥♥♥ you slimey ♥♥♥♥ bastard
Korrashae-mi: tryin ta get in ma pantz
（。々°）Xeairon: i... wot
（。々°）Xeairon: wot
Korrashae-mi: get outta there
（。々°）Xeairon: ew
（。々°）Xeairon: why
Korrashae-mi: there ain't enough room in these pants for the both of us

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few months ago I started noticing that theres like surplus of carrots in my fridge..
I would say things to them.
OMG you carrots.
are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inside and breeding.

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Xeairon『Dingus: they're giving me a package
Korratrevanion: jesus
Xeairon『Dingus: for me to insert into

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Xeairon: ouh
Xeairon: my anus7
Xeairon: ball sack
Xeairon: i have a tonne of balls to shpw you
Xeairon: ;)

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（。々°）Xeairon: clitering my rut
（。々°）Xeairon: ringinernintrut
（。々°）Xeairon: lick ♥♥♥♥ this
（。々°）Xeairon: *slppsls
（。々°）Xeairon: *SPSLPSSSSRLups
（。々°）Xeairon:

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« Âlêjàndrø » : i like getting 2 rocks and slapping them between my ♥♥♥♥

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Korrasalami: "what went wrong when you were born?"
Xeairon: "i came out.. of a hole"
Xeairon: "i've got photos..."

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（。々°）Xeairon: i see them frequently
Korrasniffsglue: squirrels or old ladies
（。々°）Xeairon: they're cute

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Korrashae-mi: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A 66 YEAR OLD GRANDPA CALLED JOEY WITH DENTURES WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND KEPT TRYING TO COME ONTO YOU WHILE YOU WERE OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS
（。々°）Xeairon: i'll store the 'come' and concoct a vial with some herbs and spices, then sprinkle it on his own meal when he's no looking
（。々°）Xeairon: wut

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unzips pants, removes turd
Gee, I'm not sure how that got there. Feverishly tries to shove back into pants, hoping no one notices
wipes brow

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One day she made a special batch of gingerbread men because they were extra big.

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Korrormit: ye it's not like i didnt do it too
（。々°）Xeairon [GoldFish]: his eyes look like the innoncense of a teenagers wet dream
Korrormit: but still
Korrormit: ....wat

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Xeairon: slrspspsrpsrslrpsrls
Korrasalami: wha... what?
Xeairon: ssrpsrlsprsrplrsplsrpls pslr sprl
Korrasalami: what are you doing?
Xeairon: speaking in squid

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Korra: whats the fifth letter of the alphabet
Xeairon: c

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Bribluh Brugsluhrf: c o c k s
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): truely an inspiration for all men
Bribluh Brugsluhrf: PLOUGHING WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): aspire to have a big dong between their legs
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): protruding towards girls every where across teh country
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): nonstop protruding
（。々°）Xeairon (Goldfish): helix penis

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Korrasalami 9 jun om 3:12

Purchased a bag of salad here on Wednesday - not sure how they store it but perhaps they are using ionising systems to preserve freshness but the static electricity on the leaves is ridiculous. Upon opening the bag the leaves, stimulated by the change in atmospheric pressure shot out of the bag and affixed themselves to my face. Normally I would have laughed it off but this was during a masterchef audition zoom call so I was left looking incredibly unprofessional and eccentric. My only relief is that the audition was not with Monica as she would have likely annihilated me. But still I don’t know if I ever want to cook again, it was incredibly embarrassing and it has permanently undermined my trust in Swiss chard.

Korrasalami 7 jun om 0:08

YES neaw update one - this is that they do not go close to the villages and shoot with a laser very literally and please add so that not just one capsule, but several will fly to the greenery good luck

Korrasalami 3 jun om 3:13

I felt like I left this with a lot of feelings. All the different failures to find something that shouldn't be hard to find: a customer, a roommate/family member, a solution, human connection, a way to deal with thirst, a bar code...a customer, a lifeline. The descent of observable reality into isolation and horror, knowing that it feels wrong, but not knowing what's wrong. The inability to take that feeling, or any feeling, seriously. The need for distraction, painting our problems over with a happy face. Why does my foot look like chips? Watch this shoplifter get beaten senseless. Consent to your browser being used to mine for bitcoin. The tiktokker clumsily articulating something about tapping into mutual love in front of a fence which obscures him from his neighbor--♥♥♥♥ that, ultimate cheese pour.

Korrasalami 29 mei om 7:57

My wife has this situation - 60/40 gum to tooth ratio (at least). What would be considered not desirable, but she’s still very pretty. Full lips with sharp edges. Great bone structure. Olive skin, brunette…

Insane body - Hard-bodied voluptuous, if you can accept that. Basically an impossible figure - like an anime dominatrix. She’s 51 now and somehow defies gravity. Doesn’t work out, just yoga. Not ripped. Just tight, taut.

People guess late 30’s. I’m 49 and look 39 so people assume she’s around my age or younger. No grey whatsoever.

I’m also a complete dirtbag with no idea how this happened. She holds down two 6 figure incomes simultaneously and I’m a SAHD.

Must be them gums I guess

I’ll take it.

Korrasalami 26 mei om 10:28

this album art is very cool even if people say it isnt, ok, dog girls have butts, and they smoke weed, this is reality, grow up! actually tho i didn't know the name nick hexum before i heard this album, i had no idea he was the 311 guy, idk what made george want to work with him, but this whole album works so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ well. standout tracks to me are aurora summer, out of the blue, under my window, and crash pad. like all of george clanton's music this just feels amazing to listen to, just some of the most fun music.

Korrasalami 18 mei om 19:28

You do understand a women can’t actually beat a munch if men right

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