Progreso de Biggus Dickus en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2018 a las 11:31 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2018 a las 4:56 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2018 a las 11:31 a. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2018 a las 4:51 a. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2018 a las 2:05 a. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Se desbloqueó el 9 NOV 2018 a las 12:13 p. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2018 a las 12:42 p. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 8:05 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 12:17 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 NOV 2018 a las 10:28 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 9 NOV 2018 a las 11:15 a. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 9 NOV 2018 a las 12:10 p. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 10 NOV 2018 a las 10:09 a. m.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 11 NOV 2018 a las 10:54 a. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2018 a las 9:11 a. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 10:12 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 7 NOV 2018 a las 8:55 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 12:08 p. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2018 a las 2:03 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 7 NOV 2018 a las 9:00 a. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 4 NOV 2018 a las 9:13 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 11 NOV 2018 a las 10:57 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 8:37 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 7 NOV 2018 a las 8:50 a. m.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 7 NOV 2018 a las 9:09 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 10 NOV 2018 a las 9:20 a. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 12 NOV 2018 a las 10:23 a. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2018 a las 11:31 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 1:06 p. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2018 a las 11:31 a. m.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 12:12 p. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 9 NOV 2018 a las 11:47 a. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 12:33 p. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2018 a las 9:38 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2018 a las 9:40 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2018 a las 11:30 a. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2018 a las 2:12 a. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2018 a las 5:00 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 10:16 a. m.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 12:33 p. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 7 NOV 2018 a las 9:17 a. m.

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 12 NOV 2018 a las 10:49 a. m.

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Se desbloqueó el 8 NOV 2018 a las 10:46 a. m.

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 12 NOV 2018 a las 11:07 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 12 NOV 2018 a las 10:52 a. m.

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 12:33 p. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 10 NOV 2018 a las 10:12 a. m.

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Se desbloqueó el 10 NOV 2018 a las 12:11 p. m.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 6 NOV 2018 a las 12:50 p. m.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

17 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

11 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

50 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30