Conquistas de Biggus Dickus em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 1/nov./2018 às 11:31

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 3/nov./2018 às 4:56

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Alcançada em 1/nov./2018 às 11:31

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Alcançada em 3/nov./2018 às 4:51

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 3/nov./2018 às 2:05

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Alcançada em 9/nov./2018 às 12:13

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 1/nov./2018 às 12:42

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 8:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 12:17

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 8/nov./2018 às 10:28

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 9/nov./2018 às 11:15

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Alcançada em 9/nov./2018 às 12:10

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Alcançada em 10/nov./2018 às 10:09

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Alcançada em 11/nov./2018 às 10:54

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Alcançada em 4/nov./2018 às 9:11

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 10:12

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Alcançada em 7/nov./2018 às 8:55

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 12:08

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Alcançada em 3/nov./2018 às 2:03

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Alcançada em 7/nov./2018 às 9:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Alcançada em 4/nov./2018 às 9:13

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Alcançada em 11/nov./2018 às 10:57

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 8:37

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Alcançada em 7/nov./2018 às 8:50

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Alcançada em 7/nov./2018 às 9:09

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Alcançada em 10/nov./2018 às 9:20

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Alcançada em 12/nov./2018 às 10:23

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Alcançada em 1/nov./2018 às 11:31

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 13:06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 1/nov./2018 às 11:31

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 12:12

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Alcançada em 9/nov./2018 às 11:47

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 12:33

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 2/nov./2018 às 9:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 2/nov./2018 às 9:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 1/nov./2018 às 11:30

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Alcançada em 3/nov./2018 às 2:12

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 3/nov./2018 às 5:00

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 10:16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 12:33

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 7/nov./2018 às 9:17

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Alcançada em 12/nov./2018 às 10:49

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Alcançada em 8/nov./2018 às 10:46

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Alcançada em 12/nov./2018 às 11:07

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Alcançada em 12/nov./2018 às 10:52

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 12:33

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Alcançada em 10/nov./2018 às 10:12

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Alcançada em 10/nov./2018 às 12:11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Alcançada em 6/nov./2018 às 12:50

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

17 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

11 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

50 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30