Recent reviews by Konth

Very educational game.

It introduces a whole variety of creative ways to commit suicide as an infant.
Whether it's to choke to death from eating glass or to have cooking sessions with your daddy, it gives a whole new aspect to our every-day life.

Not only that this game teaches you how to protect your baby from harming themselves in extremely unrealistic ways, you also get to spend some quality time with your newborn child:

After feeding my baby with raw chicken, We proceeded to the bathroom to have a bath, I even gave my baby a toaster to play with. After our daily bath, my baby was surprised to find me upstairs with a pink dildo, however it did not hesitate to join, that was some great quality time, to finish the adventure I've locked my baby inside the oven pretending it was a spaceship, it however ended in a tragic system overheat and my baby turned into bill cosby, that's where the game had to end.

Overall I give this game a 10/10, would kill the baby again.

I got gifted this very educational game by my mentor:

My pony, Nicholas Cage, started as a baby horse wanting to learn and explore the world.

After he realised that the only job he's capable of doing is assiting at the cashier position in a general store, he decided to develop a full serious relationship with Linda, however the ♥♥♥♥♥ was carrying AIDS all along, and Nicholas got in a very severe health condition, He had to waste $3,000 on headache pills and pizza.

After recovering, Nicholas decided to follow his great grandad's footsteps - to become a hairdresser, however, he passed away from overusing his brain muscles and the game crashed, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blame Linda.

I think we can all learn that Linda is a ♥♥♥♥♥.

One of best strategy games ever, gotta love it, especially dem nukes.