FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14

Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good
liquor at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, which you insert and
light after you've opened the bottle. No one ever expects anything
drinkable to be in a bottle which has a candle stuck in its neck.
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The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
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Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
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Declared guilty... of displaying feelings of an almost human nature.
-- Pink Floyd, "The Wall"
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I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli-
gence?" I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there,
and use the word *billions*, and so on. And then I say it would be astonishing
to me if there weren't extraterrestrial intelligence, but of course there is as
yet no compelling evidence for it. And then I'm asked, "Yeah, but what do you
really think?" I

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