JanFeederII's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 2:30pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 8:57am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 3:01pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:10pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 3:08pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:53am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 11:02am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 12:30am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 3:44pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 5:15pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 6:40pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 12:52am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 8:09am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:25am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 7:24pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 10:19pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 2:19pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:49am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 4:35pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 12:26am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 3:13pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 6:33pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 10 May, 2017 @ 2:44pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 8:55am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 2:37pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 12:30am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 9:26am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 4:15pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 12:36am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 4:11pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:19pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 3:03pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 4:47pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 7:13am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 8:39am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:55am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 6:45am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 4:00pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 3:07pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 1:08am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 7:49am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 7:46am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:24pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 6:43am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2017 @ 12:44pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2017 @ 12:32pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 12:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 2:49pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 6:04am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 7:58am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 10:36am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 6:58am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 1:10pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 3:24pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 9:43am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

17 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

9 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

17 / 30