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To venerate expectantly.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.
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Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
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Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.
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Come, every frustum longs to be a cone,
And every vector dreams of matrices.
Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:
It whispers of a more ergodic zone.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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'Pardon me for living, I'm sure.'
NO-ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING.
(Mort)
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Leela: Okay, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his
humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You're going to do his laundry?
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