Join me for a victory lap?

good shots

Here's how Max Chugstappen ended Lewish Bigshieldon domination. Lewis Bigshieldon was a controller player that used to race in circuit chonker and won the championship 7 times in Chapter 1... until Max Chugstappen came in. In Chapter 2 Season 1, Chugstappen was a keyboard player that raced for Red Slurp. In the last race Chugstappen and Bigshieldon were equal on points and Bigshieldon was winning, but then Nicholas Shieldini crashed bringing the safety car in the track. Chugstappen then went into the box to put some new chonker red tyres, while Bigshieldon stayed on his old white chonker tyres. Michael Jonesy then told the safety car to come in at the last lap and Chugstappen overtook Bigshieldon at the last lap...

As the news of his passing spread, players became so upset that they went crazy.
Places such as Tilted Towers, Retail Row, and Greasy Grove were ransacked for all their loot and set ablaze.

How George Flowberry was wrongfully eliminated in Fortnite.

Flowberry was a man with a notorious background known for making movies with Llama Roads and pointing a flint knock pistol at a pregnant controller player.
However, he was a changed man when the impossible happened.
One day while rotating with shockwaves in tilted towers, he was randomly stopped by a squad led by a keyboard player named Derek Chugsplash accusing him of using counterfeit V bucks at a gas station.
George Flowberry immediately initiated a build battle even though he was on eighty ping and was a zero builds player.
George Flowberry eventually ran out of mats where Chugsplash then full boxed him for nine minutes and 29 seconds and then Flowberry famously said, I can't build. He was eventually sent back to lobby. Now, resting in chapter 2 season 2.

+rep MARMOT !!! <3

What were you gonna say on my profile I wonder 🤔

It’s a poem

i think its safe to say its rare you meet anyone at all lmao

i DiD BetteR Than YoU and OuR BuDDy ComBInED! congratulations brother, you are a genuine loser. Funny how you go talking ♥♥♥♥ on other profiles yet you disable comments on your own. If you're gonna dub yourself "king of kings" you really shouldn't be getting pressed over a game, least of all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesomenauts you degenerate ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

It’s rare I meet someone this toxic judging by your previous conversations

i sincerely hope you have other things going for you in your life because holy ♥♥♥♥ buddy

haha i was stalking your profile, i do my research. if you don't remember me you said i was terrible at Awsomenauts when you went 1 kill 10 deaths with the least turret, droid and player damage out of ANYONE in the match! and i did better than you and our buddy COMBINED! yes i remember.... and i will never forget...

I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ

shove it up your ass

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

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Send your men over all you want but you'll have to get through my 12 gauge before you repo my house you slimy salesman

Hello Knomic, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.

So, what's the story with da Hodunks?

hi my name is jeff

Hello. I am an independant women and you have offended multiple times during multiple games including: Grand Theft Auto V - - - - - Counter Strike : Global Offense. If your offensive attitude continues, I will have to pursue you and commence a series of unfortunate events. Trust me young man, you would not admire this for even a miniscule moment. Watch your back, for I will strike once thy least expects. As a Nihilist I indeed have no meaning for life therefore I shall not spare one. Young man you have crossed a line which has not been crossed even by Troy, during the war against Sparta. A line which has not been crossed by the bravest men in this World, and you haven't even noticed, maggot. Prepare for a ♥♥♥♥ storm, for I am about to begin, I will strike you... I will Counter STRIKE you.

IT ONLY TOOK 3 YEARS BUT OKAY

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