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Knight Dehumidifier

Sub-Humidifying Infiltrator Two Thousand

Boston, Massachusetts, United States

In the early 1980's a prototype was developed from the prestigious yet secretive Knight Industries; a powerful dehumidifier with impeccable crime-solving capabilities. Due to financial constraints and controversial happenstances beyond their control, the project was cancelled in favor for a modified Trans Am with the voice of Mr. Feeney from the '90s teen sitcom, "Boy Meets World". Years later, the defunct prototype was sold off at a state revoked auction for the sum of $11 USD. Its current whereabouts are recognized to be in or around the United States, most likely dehumidifying moisture from basements or crawlspaces.

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