Recent reviews by Carl

10/10 Fantasy war crime simulator

Big mommy energy

Say one more bad thing about Elden Ring and see what happens. Want me to pull out my Grafted GreatSword + 10 bro??? I have over 2000 HP, you will get demolished. Lol you couldn't last ten seconds against me and my faithful steed Torrent. You see my blade lower to the ground and you'll cower behind your Nintendo Switch Lite Roblox edition asking mommy for more vbucks (Elden Ring doesn't have microtransactions btw). A glowing fireball appears in the sky! It's Starscourge Radahn pre-nerf!! I deftly dodge out of the way, a skill I learned after four hours of straight play. He flattens you like a pancake. Your vision goes black. "Hey, you're finally awake." But instead of Skyrim anniversary edition because that still requires some skill even though it has quest markers, it's the new Kirby game set on easy mode. Your Doritos are in hand. It was all a dream. Miyazaki? The anime guy? You live in a world where the gatekeepers failed, the casuals broke in, and dark souls was a Wii exclusive released only in Taiwan.

Plz halp am addicted, my wif tok the kidz and doog

Civ 7 poggers

Story is really meh
Combat is pretty neat, just go melee. Ranged and magic is just point and click.
Exploration is the most fun, the world is lush and full of objectives to scratch that open world itch

Hope you like killing orcs

Haha orcs go WAAAGH!

gaem good yes

isa good yes