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Zoomorphic

The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Polymorphic

The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Xenomorphic

The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Metamorphosis

This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Xenolinguistic

Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Big Crunch

If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Work Principle

No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39am

Cosmic Inflation

Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:39am

Quantum

That's quite a bit of money
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:31am

Hive Mind

You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:42am

Chain Reaction

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

Theory of Everything

You have to know how to eat a little of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:55am

The Law of Robotics

Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 11:41am

Kessler's Syndrome

It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:54am

Neodog

The gizmograph is man's best friend.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Neutron

Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Proton

Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Particle

The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 11:41am

Anti-particle

There are people who only know how to be contrarian.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:59am

Missing Link

People who don't fit in are expelled.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Escape Pod

Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Magic Number

Abracadabra, call and speak!
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

Convergence

Where two can chat, three can chat.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 6:12am

Star Person

Celebrities' calls can be soporific.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:20am

Band-limited Channel

Filk the music, help your folks!
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:52am

Fabric of Spacetime

As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39am

Newspad

There's a reason they're called investigative articles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Holistic Investigation

The real crime would be not testifying.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Madtrix

Have you tried to reboot the universe?
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Futuristic Manifesto

You didn't have to show the artist.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 11:41am

Big Bang

Every outcome requires a catalyst.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 5:21am

Brown Dwarf

That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:38am

Infinite Improbability

A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:52pm



Electron

Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.

Chrononaut

These relics hold stories from the past.