Do you like fall guys?

Do you like fall guys?

Bonchi - The Right hand of Dr. Robotnik (Orchestrated the tragic event known as Burning Leaf)
Jonah - The whistleblower (is killed for revealing the evil truth behind ROBOTNIK CORP)
Aldwin, Eric, Judah, Romeo, AJ, Sergio - The Avengers (fighting against ROBOTNIK CORP)
Vic - The lone wolf (Fights ROBOTNIK CORP on his own terms, disagrees with the Avengers methods)
Jurel - The Antihero (Fights solely to avenge Jonah, disagrees with both ROBOTNIK CORP and the Avengers)

local filipino eats high cholesterol food (LIVES TO REGRET IT)

URGENT: A 24 year old male parading around as Japanese when he is actually of Filipino descent has been spotted taking up residence in the San Diego area. The individual is described as "Roughly 5'6 yet irresistibly charming" according to all women in the area. Intelligence reports reveal that target has been researching the popular "NOFAP" trend as well as calisthenic progression programs online. The individual who goes by "runnaman" has devised a false backstory of his origin, stating his birthplace as Osaka, Japan though this is false. The unsub's motivation is currently unknown though his intentions are clearly malicious. We have reason to believe runnaman may have ties to the GNC, though it is still unclear if there is a direct correlation. San Diego residents are advised not to bring up the topic of Filipinos within the vicinity of runnaman as he may become belligerent and hostile. Thank you.

URGENT: "Bonchi" has escaped from prison in Riverside County on the Evening of June 11th, 2021 after being imprisoned for assaulting two females for refusing to join his "Gamer Networking Conglomerate". During his arrest Bonchi made a statement to officers saying: "Art requires a certain cruelty". He was tried and sentenced to 12 years on May 10th, 2021. Currently, details of his escape are not yet all confirmed but it is known he was able to recruit other prisoners to help him by convincing them to join a group dubbed "Prisoners Of God" or "POG". Members of this group sparked a riot and in the ensuing chaos CCTV saw Bonchi using utility vents to escape. Any attempts made online by Bonchi to recruit individuals to his "Gamer Networking Conglomerate" should be reported to the authorities immediately. RCPD is offering a $5,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of Bonchi. Submit relevant info via email to: "[email protected]". Thank you and stay safe!