When I was in 5th grade, I took a humongous ♥♥♥♥ that affected me like no other ♥♥♥♥ I had taken prior. Without even wiping, I stood up and looked at it in awe. I don't know why the ♥♥♥♥ I did this, but I stuck my hand in the bowl and started playing with it. First I was trying to be gentle with it; trying not to adulterate it's perfect original shape (it was very wide and bumpy).. But eventually I couldn't contain myself and began squishing it in my fist. I held it like a hot dog and watched it burst out through the cracks in my fingers like brown soft serve. It was invigorating. After I was satisfied, I rinsed my hands of all the excess ♥♥♥♥ stuck to them in the disgusting soiled toilet water.. And then took the sink to attempt to clean them.. This was not an easy task. I began with regular hand soap.. Not even anti-bacterial! What a novice I was!

we fellas need to unite!!!!