I wish guns were legal in my country
(Story time)
Once upon a time, a little gamer was born, and that gamers name was MOFF
MOFF is no ordinary gamer because he had a different skin color than everybody else.

And that made him not as "gamer" as the other gamers, this made MOFF sad...rip
He felt oppressed, like the little N I GGa he was.
To be continued...soon...maybe (it did)


As Moff was "oppressed" he stated to get angry at the world, because it was mean to him.
Moff got fater and fater because the only thing good in his life, was food...a lot of food.
And food + not moveing = fat
And as he got fater, he got more sad and started eating even more

to be continued...maybe (it did again)

As Moff was as fat as he was none of the other kids wanted to play with him, because he was unable to as he was a fat piece of ♥♥♥♥.

Later in Moffs life someone saw how fat and lazy he was, and took him under his. Moff became not as fat, and was now able to run more than five feet. He became really cool, not so cool that woman liked him as he was autistic, but cool enough to not get picked last in sports.

When Moff lost this person, he stayed not as fat, for som time...