Roses are red.
Clowns are near.
We'd all be safe.
If Harambe were here.

Roses are red
Harambe is dead
The Cincinnati Zoo
Filled him with lead

Did somebody ring the Trumpster?

i was only 27 years old
i loved trump so much, i had all the merchandise, and attended all the rallies
i pray to trump every night before bed, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants
"truimp is love" i say."Trump is life.
my papa hears me and calls me a racist ♥♥♥♥♥♥
i knew he was just jealous of my trump devotion
i called him a smelly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
he throws an empty tequila bottle at me and goes back to his lawn mowing
i cry as and my face hurts
i feel a warmth approach me
it was donald trump
im so happy
he whispers to me "we need to build a wall"
he then gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
im ready
i open my wallet for trump
he gives me a small load of a million dollars
it hurts so much, but i do it for trump
i feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
he roars a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet
my dad walks in
donald looks him straight in the eye and says" you're fired"
trump leaves through the wall in my room
trump is love. trump is life

I rang the dinkster. What're ya gonna do? Drown me in tomato juice?

Did Somebody Ring The Dinkster?