Recent reviews by Kessen

EA Sports FC 24: Where the only thing they score is a goal against your wallet. This game makes bad decisions on and off the field. It's like playing soccer with a broken controller and paying for the privilege. If disappointment had a championship, EA Sports FC 24 would be the reigning champ.
DISCLAIMER: I tried 1 hour to get my controller to work. No fix worked.. Fifa99 is still a better game than this.

This is my first review
so let me show you my point of view.
Even though I am a Biology teacher
I hope I don't sound like a preacher.

9.99 and what a design!
This must be a sign.
Of what a lovely game this is
even though the buy button was missed.
It was not the developer's fault
I think STEAM had a little tumult.

The game is about nurturing
and not another zombie murdering.
You might see the game is made with low-polygon
but I promise you, I had so much fun.
Relax, enjoy and make yourself a cup of tea
while working on completing the evolution tree.