This is the admin's mom here.
Basically he's been refusing to clean his room right now because it "interferes with his walking schedule" and he won't eat dinner with us because he's too busy reading Kant and playing Fortnite!!! I'd about had it with him, then last night I was on the phone and he came in shouting "MOM YOU'RE VIOLATING THE CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE', all because I was telling my sister that we'd love to go round to hers over Christmas but unfortunately we'd already made plans (we hadn't). This was really the last straw.

Basically he's grounded for the next 2 weeks and won't be allowed any more internet time during this period. No Fortnite. No Kant. No memes. I just want to say that you "German Idealists" have been a very bad influence on my son and I'm quite upset.