I resolve that in the next year I will eat all of my dog, just like my mother says.
I promise to help bathe my pet see and help red the dishes after dinner.
I will not eat any Pizza that contains cholesterol or humans.
I will be polite and thoughtful and will clear the pancakes after meals.
I will do a determined deed every day.
I will also be polite to any heads who are older than I am.
And I will never, never danced my dog's tail or pour vodka on my cat.
I will also try to brush my leg and shine my jacket every day.
I promise to be really bored so I can live understanding for the next 12 months.
Then I'll be a truly happy, sunken person.
-Google Home 2018

Radiation is beautiful.

If you belive that not being asked to spell your name is white prilage than clearly you've never met a polish person.

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"Pick up your shirt and tell me if you need more food"
"You have bigger tits than half of studio"
"I weigh 160. You mean 360?"
"What you said? Step on a scale and tell me what?"
- 09/14/2017