Recent reviews by kettleonwater

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ROBODICCCK FOR THE NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
LORD KNOWS HOW MUCH I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME
you start the game off by punching the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of midgets, leprechauns, little mini-monster coccck sucking ♥♥♥♥♥ gots
in this game, robodiccck, punches and shoot dogs, he gets hit by motorcycles,
robodiccck gets punched, kicked and shot at, and he gets damaged
HOWEVER THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE MOVIES!

♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME

in the movies robocop uses guns all the time, however in this game robocop only uses his guns in certain parts of the game. you cannot use the gun in certain parts of the game which is complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUUULLSHHHIT

there's also a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME LIMIT IN THIS GAME
P FOR ROBOPUUUSSY

first level ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOSS
YOU CAN'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEAT HIM
BECAUSE
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOOT HIM
HE KEEPS BLOCKING YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BULLETS WITH HIS HAND!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥! GOODDAMMN IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
LORD JESUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST!

game over..? g-game over?! hahahaha game over?!
GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OVER?
*heavy breathing*
whaaaaaaaaaeeee
uuuuu aaaaaaaaaa
*proceeds to break robocop cartridge with hammer*

review video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6OMOR01Qrg

This is a really good RPG and a year and a half on, still one of the best I have ever played.

If you like the idea of an adult Earthbound/MOTHER 3 side-scroller RPG with several odd elements and humor then this is for you.

If you like the idea of 30 different companion team members each with their own unique and bizarre movesets and conditions, this is for you.

If you like the idea of being put on the spot to choose between losing an arm or a party member, multiple perma-death situations and adrenaline fuelling Russian Roulette this is for you.

If you like expertly-crafted storytelling this is for you.

Buy this game.

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