Matchmaking gathers and now my watch begins. It shall not end untill my death. I shall take no P90, drop no bomb. I shall flash no teammates. I shall speak no Russian, say kurwa. I shall camp and die on my plant. I am the AWP in the window. I am the clutcher on the plants. I am the molotov that burns against the terrorists, the flash that brings whiteness, the granade that kills campers, the smoke that guards the plants of counter-terrorists. I pledge my score and money to the plant watch. For this matchmaking and all the matchmakings to come.