Kelkka's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 6:11am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 12:24pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2016 @ 6:51am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 10:11am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2017 @ 7:49am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 9:33am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:12pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 3:14pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:27am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 10:14am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:07am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 9:12am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 12:56pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 11:31am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:09pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 10:37am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 9:59am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 9:33am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 9:55am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 1:53pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2017 @ 11:49am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 8:40am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 10:48am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 5:04am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:43am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:52am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:54am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 8:35am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 20 Mar @ 3:42pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:44am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:06am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!