To all the british people there here's an unfunny joke:
What's the difference between Princess Diana and a mercedes?
A mercedes lives over 40 years.

Another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke:
What do you do in the 1.st of april in Turkey? you put a piece of pork in their kebab so when they find out what they ate they will go and kill themselves.

I hope your brain cells are deciding to kill themselves after reading these 2 jokes.

Thanks have a good day