Recent reviews by NR // Goosamine

personally would play it

i'd rather get raped by gordon freeman than play one more second with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trevor

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of it
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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FINISHED IT 15 TIMES AND STILL HAVENT FIGURED OUT WTF IS HAPPENING

its true this game gave me PTSD, i cant even walk into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ room IRL and not think about booby traps 💀
- update 100 hours im ♥♥♥♥♥♥
- update needed to update it for steam game nominee im retarded asf

the best game to ever exist ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ending though
tips
1. keep the graphics on low
2. try not to bug the game
3. if the game is bugged load another save
4. the English dub is bad use the Russian language as voice language and subtitles as English
5. have fun

best 52 hours of my life

yes. this game did make me a racist and a lvl. 2 femboy

i got raped by gordon freeman twice pretty good game

servers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 90% of the time but its a good game