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She mega on my bonk all night long!

not enough chips, theres never enough chips, i need more jokers. no i need better cards, its all luck, no its skill, yeah thats it. i see it now, i'll win the next run without a doubt.

We finally got half life 3

This game will go down in history as one of the greatest games to ever grace the internet, not only is this game insanely fun and hilarious to play with friends. the community for this game is one of the most united communities ive ever seen for a game, on may 3rd 2024 playstation announced mandatory account linking which was a very poor decision, because it was both unnecessary and would prevent more than a hundred regions from being able to play. it took this community only 3 days and 250k negative reviews on steam to get playstation to revert their decision and save this game. to all you glorious helldivers out there fighting for freedom both in game and in real life just remember, FOR DEMOCRACY!!!!

when this game came out yeah it was super buggy and broken but what battle field isn't, the customization of classes was perfect when it released but later on they ruined it so its class specific, certain operators can only be on certain classes with certain gadgets unlike before where any class could have anything, weapons are still free to use, assault can use snipers and recon can use lmgs which is still good but the gadgets and specialists kinda ruined it for me. that being said it is still a lot of fun, good combat, i like the attachment system, its still a very fun and chaotic game like every battlefield before it.

I've been playing this game since the beta and i want to start out by saying i love it, I've enjoyed playing it even off and on, the combat is fun, community's great, story was good but sucks now, and the soundtrack is incredible. i'm giving this a negative review for two reasons, 1st its gone down the drain and the content is pretty much recycled each season, there's nothing really "new" in terms of originality, and they really don't balance things anymore. 2nd reason being with whats going on right now with the layoffs from bungie and the sheer disregard for their community it sucks to say but this game is done for, they delayed final shapes release, they laid off a lot of employees including Michael Salvatori who contributed to the beautiful soundtrack. i have never been more disappointed in a game company since activisions reused gymsocks they call a new call of duty. if your a new player looking for a fun game, look elsewhere, its hard to get into at this point and you would have to buy roughly $300-$500 worth of dlcs in order to do anything fun. if your a returning player switching from console to pc, dont, get out while you can. im sorry to everyone in this community who has enjoyed this game as much as i have but i think its high time we let it rest.

its alright i guess

this is by far one of the greatest survival games ive ever played. the mechanics are perfect, the water is great, the audio is on point and the scenery is beautiful.

its okay i guess

i've played this game since it first came out and i can safely say it is one of my favorite survival games on steam. yeah it has bugs and is a fairly older game but its still a ton of fun, it has fun combat, good base building and a lot of exploration and items to find scattered throughout the map. i hate reading reviews that just complain about the bugs and don't talk about anything good with the game, i have low standards because as long as im having fun playing a game i dont give a ♥♥♥♥ how buggy it is