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40.0 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
all this game is, is just beastiality and violence



I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE IT
Posted 29 March, 2014.
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24 people found this review helpful
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1.0 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
what the Ka-♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥. like literally i spawn in, run for 6 minutes, find a town, find two guys shooting out, creep around a building to avoid them only to get attacked by a man with a hatchet. okay, not that bad, ill just respawn and- WHAT???? I HAVE TO WAIT 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINUTES TO RESPAWN??? ARE YOU JOKING? REALLY? this cant be serious. i got this for my birthday. my cousin. my cousin, like a brother to me, got me this game and this is what i deserve? he payed good money for this. i would have rather of gotten cancer, or the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ downys for all i care. but THIS? no. im not having it. this is literally the worst game ive ever played and im not playing it anymore, this game gave me mouth herpes. now i cant even suck my boyfriends ♥♥♥♥ for him on christmas. this game is worst than death. if i killed myself right now i wouldnt go to heaven or hell, id just have to wait 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINUTES BEFORE I RESPAWN AGAIN. ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME ♥♥♥♥ YOU YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE.

recommended.
14 ♥♥♥♥♥ sucked out of 15.
wouldnt play again though.
i cant deal with mouth herpes.
Posted 29 March, 2014.
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22 people found this review helpful
451.7 hrs on record (49.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
89% of my deaths have been from the hands of my cousin.

So, we are at the schoolhouse near Elektro, i just killed someone who attempted to murder me. i come around the corner of the outside of the school house, telling him that im behind him. he turns around saying he saw a guy with an M4 and fired. im dead now. he killed me. all the pain i have experienced in DayZ was from him. my life is forever worthless when he is around and for that i would like to have a moment of silence for my cousin's depenedency for my assistance in DayZ. Thank you.

Would Play Again 47 Tears from my death / 50 Tears From My Death

All he wanted was some sketti and some water....
Posted 5 January, 2014. Last edited 10 January, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
995.9 hrs on record (154.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
CSGO? more like CSBLOW AMIRITE?????
Posted 4 January, 2014. Last edited 19 February, 2015.
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