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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 2:09am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 2:34am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 8:11am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 4:24am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 3:27am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 3:03am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 2:02am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 2:00am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 2:42am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 8:32am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 2:57pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 3:54am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 4:15am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 3:39pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 8:48am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 11:15am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 9:01am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 3:06am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 11:09am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 10:28am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 9:18am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 9:32am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2016 @ 11:47am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 3:40am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 1:52am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 10:40am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 3:56am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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