Own a tech rifle for home defense, since that's what the founding choombas intended.

Four cyberpsychos break into my house. "What the ♥♥♥♥?"

As I grab my netrunner visor and precision rifle. Blow a fist sized hole through the first choom, he flatlines on the spot.

Draw my tech pistol on the second gonk, miss him entirely because it's not a smart weapon and nails the neighbors JoyToy.

I have to resort to the mantis blades mounted in my arms full of warcrimes "Time to delta" the blades shreds two men in the line of fire, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Fix blade and charge the last terrified saka goon.

He bleeds out waiting on Trauma Team to arrive since triangular mantis blade wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding choombas intended.

╱|、♡
(` - 7
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じしˍ,)ノ

*sneaks in* c:

handsome boy ahead

From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign 😈

-rep touched me

can we jork

HANDSOME BOY AHEAD !!!!!! WARNING WARNING !!!!!!!!!

peanits

peanits.

stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jorking ur penits you need jorking therapy

im gonna tickle you vro

+rep, he hit it from the back and let me slurp

erm this user likes WOMEN ew

-rep lives in Smethwick Birmingham

+lick mapu sea, really fun wesker

wah

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idk which one of you was the host but you need to fix your dam build

"May your beards be thick and your gold satchels heavy!" - A fellow Dwarf

c:

i do it out of love, darlin

K WORD YOURSELF IN ELDEN RING PLEAAAAASEEEE ITS SO FUNNYYYYY

flatty patty

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

my decline <3

*points to this user* hey bby what u doin later tn?

UR GAY RAINE

youre down worse than i am fym

remember that scene from about 10 minutes into diabolik lovers episode 4? yeah.

erm

who the hell is abby

abby is such a cutie

he made fun of the dark souls master (me) and now he shall pay the price.

dude this guy is CRACKED on tekken hes red ranks!!!!!!!! i wish i was as good as him :(

this guy cant beat the dry ice mines on hard mode in brutal legend point and laugh

this mf loves looking at red heads on sussy websites idk wtf hes on about on my profile

this mf never sleeps spends all his free time looking at internet women #sendhelp

sleepy ahh mf wake yo ahh up

kitten, daddy is very upset with your current behavior. im gonna need you to put in some overtime to make it up to daddy.

gwar gwar

why the ♥♥♥♥ would you block me you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i'll have you know my dad works for valve and he can get your account demolished

whaaaattttt

what

thank god you updated your bio :pray:

do you like minors? yesh