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Posted 25 May.
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I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds
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⠄⠄⠄⡧⠠⡀⠐⠂⣸⣿⢿⢔⢔⢤⢈⠡⡱⣩⢤⢴⣞⣾⣽⢾⣽⣺⡕⡕⡕⡽⣿⣿⠟⢶⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣿⡳⡄⡢⡂⣿⣿⢯⣫⢗⣽⣳⡣⣗⢯⣟⣿⣿⢿⡽⣳⢗⡷⣻⡎⢎⢎⣿⡇⠻⣦⠃⠄⠄
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⢴⠋⠁⡢⡑⡨⢐⢐⢌⠢⣂⢣⠩⡂⡢⡑⡑⡌⢜⠰⡨⢪⢘⠔⡱⢘⠔⡑⠨⢈⠐⢼⡷⣿⣻⢷⢯
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⢣⢎⠨⠄⠄⠨⢊⢪⢪⡫⡪⡊⡐⡐⡐⡌⡬⡪⡪⣎⢗⡕⡎⡣⠃⢅⠊⠆⠡⠠⡁⠢⡑⡐⢌⢌⠢
⡎⡎⠄⠈⠄⠡⢂⠂⡕⡕⡕⠕⢌⢌⢢⢱⢸⡸⣪⢮⡣⡓⠌⠠⢑⠡⢈⠌⢌⢂⠪⠨⡂⣊⠢⡢⢣
Posted 7 July, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
322.6 hrs on record (69.9 hrs at review time)
Me angy, me no like
Posted 24 May, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
133.8 hrs on record (84.7 hrs at review time)
⠘⡀⠀Why yes, I play porn games
⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀ on my main account,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀ don't you?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉
⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄
Posted 1 January, 2023.
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14.2 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
MORDHAU is by far one of the hardest games I've played, but with the game being as it is from what it was once like, I have enjoyed every single moment of it. Which in saying, if you enjoy putting your skills to the test against the enemy or like the fact that you can be killed by friendly team mate. Then I would recommend this game
Posted 13 August, 2020.
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314.9 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
one of the greats
Posted 2 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
46.4 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 28 January, 2016.
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2,632.9 hrs on record (961.1 hrs at review time)
fix your games
Posted 17 July, 2014. Last edited 7 June.
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