Installer Steam
connexion
|
langue
简体中文 (chinois simplifié)
繁體中文 (chinois traditionnel)
日本語 (japonais)
한국어 (coréen)
ไทย (thaï)
Български (bulgare)
Čeština (tchèque)
Dansk (danois)
Deutsch (allemand)
English (anglais)
Español - España (espagnol castillan)
Español - Latinoamérica (espagnol d'Amérique latine)
Ελληνικά (grec)
Italiano (italien)
Bahasa Indonesia (indonésien)
Magyar (hongrois)
Nederlands (néerlandais)
Norsk (norvégien)
Polski (polonais)
Português (portugais du Portugal)
Português - Brasil (portugais du Brésil)
Română (roumain)
Русский (russe)
Suomi (finnois)
Svenska (suédois)
Türkçe (turc)
Tiếng Việt (vietnamien)
Українська (ukrainien)
Signaler un problème de traduction
📒 * 🐛 * 👾 * 📕 * 👔 * 🏓 * 🥗 * 🎁 * 🎫 * 👹 * 🐊 * 📀 * 👃 * 🥒 * 🌸 * 🌏
ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and orders a pint. After a few minutes he hears a voice that says, "Nice shoes". He looks around but the whole bar is empty apart from the barman at the other end of the bar.
A few minutes later he hears the voice again. This time it says, "I like your shirt".
He beckons the barman over and tells him what's been happening to which the barman replies, "Ah, that would be the nuts sir. They're complimentary"!
ㅤ* Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
ㅤ* Trust but verify.
🎍 * 😺 * 🐠 * 💙 * 🍧 * 🏀 * 🥗 * ⚡ * 👽 * 📘 * 💛 * 🐠 * 🐳 * 👑 * 🍖 * 💚
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!