Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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You know your apartment is small...
when you can't know its position and velocity at the same time.
you put your key in the lock and it breaks the window.
you have to go outside to change your mind.
you can vacuum the entire place using a single electrical outlet.
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All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
-- La Rochefoucauld
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Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them.
-- Arnould
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Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
-- Bill Musselman
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<aj> <Knghtbrd> the increase in tension worldwide (as evidenced by crime
<aj> and whatnot) over that time period looks a lot like Linux
<aj> growth since 1993
<aj> ``Linux linked to worldwide crime epidemic!!''
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мяу

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♥♥♥, нормальное у него лицо!!!

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