⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣋⣉⡛⠻⢉⣤⣤⣬⣉⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⠙⠀⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⢠⣿⡟⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⣾⣿⣶⣶⣤⡌⠛⠁⠔⠦⠤⠴⢒⣿⣿⣷⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡆⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⠃⣼⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠈⣴⣶⣦⡈⢻⠃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠸⡿⠛⠛⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣉⠛⢿⣿⣿⠿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢋⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠛⢃⣄⠒⢂⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

This is not urine or water💧! This is Sperm! 😮😲😳 Last night 🌃 at my working place during my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rest time I sleep 😴 after I wake up 👆, I realized my Pants y wet wet ones?! 😳😮😲 I touch my Private parts & how come sticky sticky ones?! OMG! I hav a Wet Dream 😮😲😯 while sleeping 😴!!!!

I ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelons. Hi my name is sukhmi blikballs, this is my story. It was a lovely morning and i demolished my toilet after eating spicy mexicans. I then was on my way to work and then i see 5 talking watermelons asking for change, i thought i was tripping so i devoured them and left. Guys is it normal for your pee to be green? Asking for a friend by the way.

me: asian maid get over here ♥♥♥♥♥

asian maid: nani desu ka, goshojin-sama??????????

me: give me a sloppy toppy kudasai

maid: begins giving an epic sloppy toppy

me: ♥♥♥

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⢴⣶⣿⣿⣷⣾⣷⣶⣴⣄⠀⢰⣶⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣴⣶⡶⠷⠒⠂
⠀⠁⠛⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣿⣿⣃⣠⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠋⠉⢿⠋⢿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠏⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⠀⢻⣿⣿⠋⠸⣿⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡟⠉⠈⠈⠙⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⡢⠀⠀⢾⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡟⠓⠀⠀⠚⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⣸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⠀

⠀⠟⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃