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Recent reviews by Kagira

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1 person found this review helpful
18.6 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
It's a lot like classic Overwatch 1, before it became esports sweat city. Also you can bean The Punisher in the head with an acorn as Squirrel Girl. If that doesn't sound like a hilarious time then I don't think you have the ability to laugh.
Posted 14 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The ridiculous proportions are an option, not the main feature.

What IS a feature is fast paced action RPG gameplay, really cool environments, awesome music and practically a tribute to the early 2000s era of gaming. If you liked the original Phantasy Star Online you're in luck, it's basically that! Heck i'm pretty sure the intro screen is a reference to Unreal.

It isn't for everyone, but if you like action RPGs that aren't afraid to kick your ass and you're not afraid to possibly see a fat kobold with gigantic boobs or something on public servers, I suggest giving it a try! If not just for your own enjoyment, to also support a talented indie developer.
Posted 8 January.
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1 person found this review funny
89.7 hrs on record (55.4 hrs at review time)
One time in VRchat, a guy with a southern accent in a penguin avatar shouted upon seeing someone "IT'S THE CYBERPUNK GUY HE'S GONNA USE THE THING THAT SHOVES A TABLE UP HIS BUTT!!" in what sounded like absolute terror.

I haven't found THAT sidequest yet but so far it's a pretty good game. 8/10.
Posted 4 January.
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196.4 hrs on record (180.7 hrs at review time)
The greatest comeback story in gaming! A painfully unfun and extremely rushed looking experience turned into an amazing space exploration game that's as chill as you make it.

The lack of obvious direction might be daunting or unappealing to some and that's ok, but if you are interested in just being dumped off in a mysterious near-infinite galaxy and doing whatever you want with the tools given, then this is the game for you! Come see the sights, discover new lifeforms and try not to get murdered by space pirates.
Posted 8 November, 2024.
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114.3 hrs on record (33.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Have you ever played the first half-life, saved a random scientist and thought "I wonder what they'll do after I leave?" Well apparently the answer is cook radioactive invading aliens, make a spear out of office furniture and vomit on each other.

10/10 would crap my pants during a gunfight on a train again
Posted 27 May, 2024. Last edited 27 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
170.3 hrs on record (44.6 hrs at review time)
WHY ARE YOU READING THIS REVIEW SOLDIER GET YOUR ASS MOVING WE GOT BUG SWARMS IN THE UMLAUT SECTOR AND AN AUTOMATON ARMADA APPROACHING DRAUPNIR GET YOUR ASS OUT ON THE FIELD ASAP
Posted 12 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Was attacked by the syndicate (team rocket?) who began shooting up my base with guns. After picking up a small fire type fox pok- Pal, I used her as a flamethrower and burned two of the attackers to death, followed by accidentally throwing a not-pokeball at the last guy and having it unexpectedly work, capturing him. Now he's in my box and I have no idea what to do with him.

I love this game.
Posted 26 January, 2024.
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2.0 hrs on record
My first match consisted of eating a hamburger off to the side while my opponent beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the ref for some reason. I then accidentally pissed all over the crowd while trying to leave when it was over, but still gained popularity after the match.

10/10 a machine of chaos and insanity
Posted 9 April, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
Seemed like an interesting game until the dev got angry over a few bad reviews and started posting weird transphobic hate comments as "updates".
Posted 1 September, 2022.
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21.2 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
The Amazing World of Gumball, by H.P. Lovecraft.
Posted 14 August, 2022.
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