Hey, everyone needs to know this—this guy literally saved my life at last year’s Hot Dog Inferno Championship. I was down to my last hot dog, choking on my dreams, when out of nowhere, he swoops in, performs the Heimlich with the grace of a swan, and BAM! Hot dog’s out, I’m breathing again. But here’s the wild part: without missing a beat, he goes back to the table and continues to dominate the competition, guzzling down glizzys like a human vacuum until he won the whole damn tournament. If you ever doubt this man’s greatness, just remember—he’s not just a winner, he’s a hero in a meat-bun crisis.

This dude suk

baby chingis

the gron

this guy stole my knife on cs

+rep really nice on euro truck simulator, keeps dropping boneyard though idk why