Emward
Jordan
 
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Fakxi 5 Mar @ 6:03am 
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Landahelm 18 Feb @ 8:55am 
+rep good sportsmanship
Sharan 6 Feb @ 10:14am 
AWP mastermind
малой 3108 2 Feb @ 8:38pm 
Прими го трейд
hardy. 28 Jan @ 1:20pm 
heey, added ;3
BLVCK 28 Jan @ 7:06am 
yooyo