Progreso de jonsi en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 7:32 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 7:52 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 28 MAY 2016 a las 3:30 a. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2024 a las 4:12 p. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 28 MAY 2016 a las 3:42 a. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 MAY 2018 a las 4:36 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 10:19 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 3:31 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUN 2024 a las 7:27 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUN 2024 a las 11:30 a. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUN 2024 a las 12:02 p. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUN 2024 a las 1:46 p. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 11:44 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 11:39 a. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 8:29 a. m.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 10:32 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 11:39 a. m.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 7:50 a. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 13 JUN 2024 a las 6:40 a. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUN 2024 a las 1:04 p. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUN 2024 a las 7:36 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 27 MAY 2018 a las 4:13 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUN 2024 a las 7:41 a. m.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 8:55 a. m.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 6:51 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUN 2024 a las 7:23 a. m.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Se desbloqueó el 13 JUN 2024 a las 3:09 p. m.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Se desbloqueó el 13 JUN 2024 a las 3:09 p. m.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 12:03 p. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2024 a las 4:25 p. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUN 2024 a las 6:58 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 11:11 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 15 MAY 2022 a las 4:08 p. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUN 2024 a las 11:43 a. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 9:36 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 31 MAY 2016 a las 11:50 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 27 MAY 2018 a las 4:39 a. m.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2024 a las 4:29 p. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 28 MAY 2016 a las 3:27 a. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 7:46 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 15 MAY 2022 a las 5:43 p. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 9:39 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 13 JUN 2024 a las 2:42 p. m.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 7:47 a. m.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 31 MAY 2016 a las 11:50 a. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 11:26 a. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 7:37 a. m.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 9:38 a. m.

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 7:44 a. m.

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 10:47 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 10:24 a. m.

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2024 a las 8:37 a. m.

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 3:34 p. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUN 2024 a las 1:47 p. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 15 MAY 2022 a las 4:18 p. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 15 MAY 2022 a las 5:17 p. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUN 2024 a las 2:15 p. m.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUN 2024 a las 3:32 p. m.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 9 JUN 2024 a las 6:33 a. m.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Se desbloqueó el 9 JUN 2024 a las 6:33 a. m.

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Se desbloqueó el 15 MAY 2022 a las 4:15 p. m.

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUN 2024 a las 2:08 p. m.

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUN 2024 a las 2:13 p. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUN 2024 a las 3:30 p. m.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2024 a las 9:58 a. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

19 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

12 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

13 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,080 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

12 / 30