when did u become a fifa ♥♥♥♥♥ bhai

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come back

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is ♥♥♥ everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of ♥♥♥ must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The ♥♥♥ has invaded my nostrils. There is so much ♥♥♥. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm *gargling noises* drowning- in- *more thick phlegm gargling* ♥♥♥! *dial tone*



for those of you who set reminders on this page, check my profile dec24th

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy. I like going out to parties so I might meet you once. Yeah I treat girls unlike most men do haha. Like women are my precious ;). Sorry was that too much? Haha you just look really cute. Add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx