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Dead Trade Banned 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am 
No Poop November is starting to get really difficult. Last time I took a shît was October 31st. I've been holding it in for 9 days. My anus is sore from holding in my poop. My intestines ache from all the backed up shît. Earlier today I burped and my burp tasted like ass.

But I will not shît. I took a pledge to not fail No Poop November and I'll be damned if I've come this far to just throw it all away my shîtting my brains out right here in this chair. Just imagine how amazing the shît will feel when I dump my ass at 00:01, December 1st. It will be amazing.
Dead Trade Banned 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30am 
I know this sounds like a joke but my friends keep telling me that I have to stick my testicles in the condom or else semen leaks out. Is that true? Do I really need to stick my balls in the condom? Please help.
Fethan El-Fadl 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am 
want your warm🔥baby👶gravy ☕️to simmer down⛷⬇️my innocent🙇anal cavity🍑😆Show me 👀what a turkey 🐔feels on thanksgiving🙏dinner🍽Let your thick😩💧jelly-like substance🍮 swarm🦇into my private cave⛺️and envelope💌 me☝️with your glorious gene👨🏻‍🔬juice💦😏
Fethan El-Fadl 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am 
✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹
Dead Trade Banned 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am 
find the gay person:
👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿
can’t find them?
that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell
Dead Trade Banned 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am 
✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹
Dead Trade Banned 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am 
want your warm🔥baby👶gravy ☕️to simmer down⛷⬇️my innocent🙇anal cavity🍑😆Show me 👀what a turkey 🐔feels on thanksgiving🙏dinner🍽Let your thick😩💧jelly-like substance🍮 swarm🦇into my private cave⛺️and envelope💌 me☝️with your glorious gene👨🏻‍🔬juice💦😏
Dead Trade Banned 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am 
ily2
Dead Trade Banned 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am 
LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯
Dead Trade Banned 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am 
OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U ♥♥♥♥♥ 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM ♥♥♥♥♥😵😵
hafts 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am 
:flushed:
Dead Trade Banned 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am 
👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠＯଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there
Dead Trade Banned 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am 
中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告

(我们的) 500 social credits have been removed from your account for spreading misinformation about the glorious CCP! You will be sentenced to hard labor for 20 years. Glory to the CCP.

中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告

(我们的) another 50 social credits have been removed from your account! You will be publicly executed , expect your death soon. Glory to the CCP.
Dead Trade Banned 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am 
And to Those I Love, Thanks for Sticking Around :IslandFlower:
Dead Trade Banned 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm 
yes please
Dead Trade Banned 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm 
Take me home
ctd ! 22 Aug, 2021 @ 11:03am 
If it's not too much trouble, can you give me a profile awards i
needed pls <3
Rubba 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:32pm 
Snikkel
lusso 27 Jan, 2021 @ 6:48pm 
lol
Livai 27 Dec, 2020 @ 9:10am 
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Livai 18 May, 2020 @ 1:26pm 
very cute nerd
Rubba 9 Mar, 2020 @ 4:27pm 
Snikkel
☺Adi☺ 8 Dec, 2019 @ 9:46am 
Snikkel
flush 7 Sep, 2019 @ 3:53pm 
ioh
Dead Trade Banned 13 Jun, 2019 @ 6:32am 
ye kinda ded myself
Dead Trade Banned 12 Jun, 2019 @ 1:16am 
nothin much u?
Sensoker 26 May, 2019 @ 6:35pm 
I know
Sensoker 5 May, 2019 @ 8:18pm 
what will your next dream be?
Sensoker 20 Apr, 2019 @ 7:06pm 
:SynthwaveRetroSun::SynthwaveRetroSun::SynthwaveRetroSun:
Sensoker 25 Feb, 2019 @ 10:26am 
:MindStealCthulhu:
Sensoker 18 Jan, 2019 @ 1:09pm 
multishine
Sensoker 5 Jan, 2019 @ 11:37pm 
:fearface:
sparkle 24 Dec, 2018 @ 10:15pm 
Merry Christmas and hope you have a Happy New Year!
lusso 6 Dec, 2018 @ 10:49am 
yes
Sensoker 1 Dec, 2018 @ 8:13pm 
Eternity awaits
Sensoker 7 Nov, 2018 @ 12:01am 
不眠症
Sensoker 13 Oct, 2018 @ 2:35pm 
I am looking for the man that made a monster. Do you know where is he?
Gluckali 7 Oct, 2018 @ 7:03am 
MAC PEASEANTSTSTSTSST
Sensoker 29 Sep, 2018 @ 1:17pm 
:sundrive:
Sensoker 20 Sep, 2018 @ 3:07pm 
80s trip :evilghoul:
Sensoker 11 Sep, 2018 @ 11:00am 
Imagine if you can what it is like to have no possessions at all.
Nothing, very few people are able to imagine such a thing, to have nothing at all.
Well let us, you and I, try to imagine something a hundred times harder.
Not just to have nothing at all, but when there was nothing at all.
The very beginning of time.
The dawn of history.
Page one.
Nothing at all.
The earth itself with out form, and void.
Only an emptiness, formless, a dark endless waste of water.
No living thing, no plant or tree, no bird or animal.
Nothing.
This is before people.
Before anything at all.
A void.
Sitting silent.
Still.
And then
Nothing.
Sensoker 5 Sep, 2018 @ 1:55pm 
:aimbot:
Sensoker 31 Aug, 2018 @ 11:06am 
I’m feelin' like the greatest
polo 30 Jul, 2018 @ 2:10pm 
Furries are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mistakes
George Floyd 30 Jul, 2018 @ 12:09pm 
oof
lusso 29 Jul, 2018 @ 5:03pm 
╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔╦╦═╦═╗Copy and paste this
║║║║║║║║║║═╣╚║in your steam profile
║║║║║║╚╣║║═╬╗║if you are a Wolf
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═╝or support wolf furries! <3

╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔╦╦═╦═╗Copy and paste this
║║║║║║║║║║═╣╚║in your steam profile
║║║║║║╚╣║║═╬╗║if you are a Wolf
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═╝or support wolf furries! <3

╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔╦╦═╦═╗Copy and paste this
║║║║║║║║║║═╣╚║in your steam profile
║║║║║║╚╣║║═╬╗║if you are a Wolf
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═╝or support wolf furries! <3
Sensoker 22 Jul, 2018 @ 10:17pm 
:denver:
lusso 11 Jul, 2018 @ 1:32am 
"Saying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ once or 53 times isn't racist, blacks should just be slit"
Have an awesome Wednesday!
Sensoker 2 Jul, 2018 @ 1:28pm 
me gusta jugar a la wii la juego cubo
Sensoker 28 Jun, 2018 @ 12:22pm 
:evilghoul: