I look you in your fat ugly face and I say "you're fired"

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Mr. Tomaly Fordiner would like a world with you, sir.

This guy told me he wants a liposuction for his birthday
Sort of weird, dude

I HOPE UR BABY SAYS AMOGUS FOR HER FIRST WORDS

Nobody has more respect for frogs than I do.

Nobody has more respect for men than I do.

farther of the year award

farther of the year award

unbelievable!

+rep has a baby that does the fortnite dance for a reeses peeses

-rep has a baby that goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

-rep is a father

-rep got scammed my dlore pls don't trade him

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine c0ck and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

Rule #1: Always #BossUp

fact

this guy: runescape blender software engineer nightcore striped thigh high socks furaffinity weed

i would impregnate this user 😎👍
Let all your friends know who you’d impregnate and leave this on 10 profiles or ur mom sleeps in her sleep tonight 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Has been with a real women before. Yes, a real life girl. That's crazy to me. It should be crazy to you as well. Elmo called and said he wants his baddie back. Might wanna hit him up on the myspace page again. He doesn't sound too happy.

call ujr mom a sneeze the way her gazoon tight

I bet you have so many friends IRL. I wish I could be as cool as you. My mom said you could come over and we can play xbox together. You have to bring your own controller though. I'm making pizza rolls. Dad said if you're nice to me this time, we can go get ice cream and a NEW toy from ToysRUs. Please don't beat me up anymore.

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　 （ ・ω・） Hmm, tastes like prion disease...
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i toko her to my penthouse and i freaeked it

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine c0ck and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

so beautiful

your pregmant

father moment

sandwich

justin comin in w da picrew profile picture absolute pogchamp!

WTF

LOL !

I got a painting!

What did the Jamaican artist say to the doctor?

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments uwu, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on kindle we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

deez nutz

Signed by me, Lets give each other blowjobs.

justin in 2013 be like: i am about to feed this game of dota 2!
Justin (Adult Man) in 2022 be like: I must provide for my child.

fart suckler, that's you

this guy just won't stop messaging me! get a clue!

april fools!

piss

when is new hairmod coming out

E

big G word

wtf you're still on about me using the double gulp cup for slurpees? it's genuinely the best value for your buck when buying a slurpee, it's like x4 the amount you would normally get when buying a slurpee...

nope

This guy probably respects women.