I’m telling you, Cliff is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely sh!t on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door

+rep funny + speaks spanish + mi amor + touches grass + eats his veggies

I'm Saucin', saucin', I'm saucin' on yakub every single day
I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', on yakub every single day
I'm ballin', I'm ballin', Iverson on yakub every single day
Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah
That's my shot, that's my shot, that's my shot, yeah
Spendin', I'm spendin' all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' pay

Jackers it's me the dude that played unturned with you like 5 months ago

Jackers it's me the dude that played unturned with you like 129,329,480,928,908 years ago

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spooky scary skeletons.
Brought to you by Mr. Gato himself.
Jackers it's me the dude that played unturned with you like 5 months ago