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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:22am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:33pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:30pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 8:29pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 8:27pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:11am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:09pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:02am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:51pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 1:29am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:26am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:09am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:22am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:14pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:15am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:44am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:15am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 2:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:12pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:26pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:00am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:45pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 5:45am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:47am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:54am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:47am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 4:39am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:07am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:42am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:19am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:04am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:51am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:45pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:06am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked