Recent reviews by Spliffdonk

"GO TO THE BATHROOM I CAN SMELL YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF"

Boomer shooter fans have been eating so good lately. I just had my Anton Ego childhood flashback moment while playing this and the fact that there's more on the way delights me

My compliments to the chefs. Oven-baked, pan fried game just like papa nintendo use to make when I was a little bambino. muah *finger-kiss* delissimo.

much like a "magical performance act" found on a CEO's lost USB drive, this game feels like a magic trick in making me believe i'm playing a good game where obese and disabled people are the butt of joke all the time but you also get a gun with better numbers on it so who is to say?

Still great

sexennial 2022 update: Still fantastic, you can download a patch that fixes the sound and jpg issues for Windows 10 & 11 and if you're itching for a replay of the second get a key off Humble Bundle instead of buying the glued together steam bundle, a screw-up courtesy of Rockstar Games

more like the city of Rupture, hey Andrew Ryan ever heard of plexiglass

makes the best case for ragdoll physics being infinitely funny

there's a very good cave in this. Check It Out.

serious sam when nonchalant nick walks in the room

It's the People's Champ, I'm somethin’ like a baller
The candy paint dripping off of the old school Impala
I'm with that Big Bank Hank, that Poppa Joe and Box
Trunk bump like chicken pox, turn the bass up just a notch
You see them blades choppin', you see that trunk poppin'
Hoes that diss me in the club, the same hoes in the parking lot boppin'
They see me in the Jag, acting bad with T. Farris
Open mouth and showcase ice, and you gon' see about 20 carats
I'm with that Gu U on 5-9-double-O
In the Tahoe on 24's I'm the truth, I got that glow
I'm out that Swisha House with Archie Lee and Coota Bang
Sittin' sideways on swang, the candy paint dripping off the frame
You see me acting bad, I'm showing out and pulling stunts
Say "cheese" and show my fronts, it's more karats than Bugs Bunny's lunch
It's Saint's Row baby, I got it made
I got a cup full of that oil and I'm paid plus I'm sittin' sideways